I went to a Twins game! I don’t know if you know this or not, but we have  a new stadium. I heard it was cool and stuff so I went to check it out for myself.

This guy throws balls or something?

And then there’s hitting and running?
And more ball throwing?

Finally, we’re getting to the GOOD STUFF. (Beer, Brenda, and my bitchin’ sunglasses.)

I think the players had something against the people in this section — they kept whacking balls at them.

Dude is doing it wrong.

The Waaaaaaaaaaaave.

Justin Morneau is sliding into home. We like him, yes?

The view from up here was super impressive. More gasp-inducing than first walking though Gate 34, even.

And then! To cap it all off, I made some new friends on my way home.

Sports!